Redneck

Ya'll, I'm really not far off from being a crazy-ass backwoods redneck from the looks of a lot of my family members. Damn! I saw a lot of western snap-shirts at the funeral. I personally didn't think that was all that appropriate, but I guess people gotta wear what they got. I even saw a Dale Jr. hat on one of 'em.

I'm startin' to talk and think in my old accent. Gotta get back home.

At least there weren't no gunplay this time...