Kablooey, Bitch!

Ya'll, if you ever wondered what a fireworks warehouse looks like after it catches on fire, just watch this. It's pretty damn crazy. Imagine what you think it would be like and multiply it by a big number and that's what you'll see.

Get your paws off of me, you damn, dirty ape!

Yeah. So, I was just in the shower at my parents' house and they have one of those foot-shaped shower mats that's supposed to keep you from slipping, but ends up just being a nuisance. Anyway, I looked down at it and realized that I was looking at a face. A face made of soap suds. I thought: "Who's face is that? Jesus? Is he bleeding? Should I call the Catholics? No, wait. It looks like the movie poster from "Planet of the Apes," awesome."

I'll be back in Athens in a couple 'o days where shit like this will not happen.

Drunken Bush!

No, this is not an inticing exclamation in an invite to a kegger, but it's almost just as fun. This clip is of one of W's recent speeches. It's been altered a bit to make it sound like he's drunk. It's glorious.

Goin' home to Savannah with joserious and the cat today. It should be an eventful trip. Happy Christmas, fuckers!

It's still real to me, dammit!

This guy is incredibly sad. I promise that you won't be disappointed after watching this miniscule glimpse into one delusional redneck's psyche.

In other news, I scored 90 bucks from my change jar the other day. I get to eat this week!

Dudes

Sorry about just posting crap about movies lately, but there are a few new trailers that look pretty damn awesome. The first of which is V for Vendetta. This trailer makes the movie seem worth watching, whereas I previously thought it would be pretty shitty. Anyway, hope it's actually good.

The second is a more serious movie about a border patrolman killing a Mexican worker. It's called The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada and it looks great. Tommy Lee Jones is in it, along with Barry Pepper. I've been fans of these two for a while, but never really thought they were that awesome. Maybe this one'll change that. Also, Dwight Yoakam plays the part of the sheriff, and he's always a badass. It even looks like Levon Helm(drummer for The Band) has a small part.

In other news, I played some poker last night after shootin' off some guns with my friends Bunny and RD. I kicked ass for the first 3 hours, then lost all the money I had won on 2 bad beats. Fucking ridiculous. That's all, folks.

Question

Is a Poseidon Adventure remake necessary? I mean, it looks alright, but the original is awesome. You can't top Gene fucking Hackman.