Get your paws off of me, you damn, dirty ape!

Yeah. So, I was just in the shower at my parents' house and they have one of those foot-shaped shower mats that's supposed to keep you from slipping, but ends up just being a nuisance. Anyway, I looked down at it and realized that I was looking at a face. A face made of soap suds. I thought: "Who's face is that? Jesus? Is he bleeding? Should I call the Catholics? No, wait. It looks like the movie poster from "Planet of the Apes," awesome."

I'll be back in Athens in a couple 'o days where shit like this will not happen.