dammit

My headphone wire at work was run over at work by a vacuum cleaner and has subsequently been severed. I made a valiant attempt at reconnecting the wires, but to no avail. The damn things still won't work. I don't know why it won't work....

Anyway, I'm very surprised at how much I actually depended on these headphones. They're like my escape into the real world, or my real world where things actually happen and you're not just sitting there with a blank stare. Either I get new headphones or a new job. New life? This headphone situation may be a life-changing experience. An epiphany, if you will. This is the new saucy. And I ain't takin' no crap or shitty, boring jobs.