Air drums to Tom Sawyer? Hell, yes.

I know that I've been giving you guys a lot of videos to look at, but this shit is great. This dude is probably the greatest air drummer that has ever entered into an air guitar contest.

Check out this dude's headband!

Oh, Bill, how I miss you so...

Here's a video for all to enjoy. It's a funny little clip about Clinton's last days in office when he was bored and didn't have anything to do.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2667473

There are lots of really choice cameos, by the way. Watch it, bitches!

urine baby?

I've never understood pre-flusher people. You know, the guy that gets up to the urinal in the bathroom and flushes it before he pees. Is it unsanitary for their urine to mix with other people's urine? Are they afraid that somehow the mixing of the waste in the urinal will make some sort of urine monster child? Or do they just like watching their own bodily waste soil the pure water that is already in the toilet? It is a thrill not to be underestimated, I must say.

Anyway, I just think it's an incredibly wasteful use of water, that's all. I wouldn't begrudge anyone for flushing away a horrid piece of shit or something, but pee? Come on.

Discuss.

Blahness

So, there's a lot of stuff going on, but you'd never know it by talking to me. It's always been hard for me to truly be excited about something. Instead I'm either anxious, wary, indifferent, or just nervous about upcoming events. Anyway, we have a pretty cool show comin' up and hopefully people'll stick around for us. That would be nice. My lady friend is coming up to visit this weekend, as well. We're also going on tour in a couple of weeks, which should be awesome unless we die a horrible death or get shit stolen from us. We're going to places that I've never been.

Ya'll I've never actually been out of the South. This is really ridiculous, but I feel kinda how I felt when I went to a public school for the first time.

Anyway, the crazy lady in our office is hilarious, even though she isn't trying to be. I really enjoy being a fly on the wall sometimes in here.

The new people at work are pretty cool and soon things will be much better around here...only nine more days.

Hey, it's the first day of summer.

Lost in the third age

Ya'll, my roommate's Gamecube has taken me hostage and made me terribly unproductive. How dare it lure me into the living room with tales of Middle Earth and many other geeky things...I need to get the fuck out of the house before it gets me again. Save me.

Nobody fucks with the Jesus

My bowling game was at a great disadvantage last night because of a lack of alcoholic beverages. Seriously, how can you have a bowling alley that's open 24 hrs and not serve some fucking beer or something. From what I hear, Athenian bowlers will soon be able to taste the sweet nectar of the gods at a new bowling alley. A real bowling alley. Plus, it's supposed to be near the amazing culinary hotspot La Parilla, which is a very good thing.

How can I be expected to reach the heights of the Dude, Walter, and Donnie's bowling expertise without proper Mexican meals and beer while playing one of my favorite non-sports?

By the way, the guy behind the counter at showtime bowl last night totally looked like the guidance counselor on Freaks and Geeks, everyone's favorite defunct t.v. show about high school in 1980-81.

Holy Shit

Some stowaway is very unlucky.

War! Yeah!

Carnage from Iraq...

Don't let the kiddies watch this. I know how many of you show my amazing blog to your nieces, nephews, sons and daughters.

If ya'll are interested, ifilm.com has a wealth of video clips and stuff. Some are funny. Some are just fucked up. Either way, it's great vicarious living.

Rabbits

This guy is either totally hilarious or a major asshole. I should figure out how to con people into giving me money for nothing and chicks for free.

In other news, My Morning Jacket rocked my face off Saturday night. Great show. I ended the night with my nemesis, mb, and dg at the Huddle House after 4 in the morning. We enjoyed delightful meals all around. Sadly, I believe there may have been something wrong with our waitress' brain. Perhaps she was just tired.

Man, one of those djs around town is a total douche. You know the one.

Boredom at its finest

yep