Dreams do come true

I've always wanted to see Bobbi Brown and Mike Tyson dressed in Halloween costumes singing "Monster Mash" together. This is exactly how I pictured it in my dreams.

In other news, I seem to be in a state of flux. I've got a lot of crazy ideas going through my head right now, and most of them are fairly outlandish and quite possibly harmful to my person if carried out. So, yeah. Anyway, I might go away for a while or something. Who knows? All I know is that this ain't cuttin' it and I need to do something soon. Any ideas for interesting jobs?

Do any of my lawyer friends wanna hire a brotha?